install theme

Scrawny ass Ann Arbor child is tryna fuck with me.  You think you’re so fucking hood… you wear “Murder Mitten” crew necks like you’re from Detroit.  Homeboy fuck that.  You’re from ANN FUCKIN ARBOR.  “I’m so cool man my tumblr is ‘steeze n trees’” Mother Fucker you aren’t cool for smoking weed. 

Age old saying, ‘check yourself, before you wreck yourself.’

Oh, and fellas who read this…. don’t tell someone’s girlfriend that you sometimes wanna pull their hair.  That’s not how you win a nice girl over.  Definitely don’t do that if their boyfriend won’t stand for it.  YOU LOOK LIKE A SLIMEBALL FUCK AND YOU MAKE IT SO EASY TO DEFAME YOU.

Even when it isn’t me getting replacement parts, it still feels like #christmas. #brakes #sram #sramforce #cycling #bike #roadbike #fitness

Even when it isn’t me getting replacement parts, it still feels like #christmas. #brakes #sram #sramforce #cycling #bike #roadbike #fitness

Follow my new blog nycpunker.tumblr.com!

No longer going to be posting on this blog. I want to have a real theme. Follow for tattoos, cycling, punk rock and hip hop.

Nycpunker.tumblr.com
Nycpunker.tumblr.com
Nycpunker.tumblr.com
Nycpunker.tumblr.com

I’m thinking about deleting my tumblr, or maybe just creating a new one and only following like 6 people.

Everyone just reblogs the same bullshit cliche things. Nothing is created, just spread.

The people who create things are either really fucking strange (and not in that beautiful good way), really fucking bad or so bigoted and self-acclaimed that it disgusts me.

Greetings Princess, it is I, Carlos the Dwarf. The dragon has been slayed and you’re free to rule your kingdom.

- James Franco, Freaks and Geeks

harmalade:

want to call someone a mean name but don’t want to use a slur? here are some non-oppressive things to call someone you don’t like

  • underboob sweat
  • scleral tattoo
  • subterranean nostril zit
  • sloshing bag of shitwater
  • off-brand cola aftertaste
  • Dan Savage
  • lichen on the antlers of satan

THIS. IS. FUCKING. BRILLIANT

Shout out to deadjetsetter.tumblr.com! These guys rock hella hard and are super awesome guys. Buy their shit!

Pt. 1, outline: ✔
Shading ensues. #tattoo #fixedgear #progress #finelinetattoo #mehai #impulse #leg

Pt. 1, outline: ✔
Shading ensues. #tattoo #fixedgear #progress #finelinetattoo #mehai #impulse #leg

whorderofthephoenix:

i love you with all my dick

i would say heart but my dick is bigger

Lol

(Source: flirtyteen)

I am
a series of
small victories
and large defeats
and I am as
amazed
as any other
that
I have gotten
from there to
here

- Charles Bukowski (via abermals)

(Source: rabbrakha)

Hippie, The Hipster
install theme

Scrawny ass Ann Arbor child is tryna fuck with me.  You think you’re so fucking hood… you wear “Murder Mitten” crew necks like you’re from Detroit.  Homeboy fuck that.  You’re from ANN FUCKIN ARBOR.  “I’m so cool man my tumblr is ‘steeze n trees’” Mother Fucker you aren’t cool for smoking weed. 

Age old saying, ‘check yourself, before you wreck yourself.’

Oh, and fellas who read this…. don’t tell someone’s girlfriend that you sometimes wanna pull their hair.  That’s not how you win a nice girl over.  Definitely don’t do that if their boyfriend won’t stand for it.  YOU LOOK LIKE A SLIMEBALL FUCK AND YOU MAKE IT SO EASY TO DEFAME YOU.

Even when it isn’t me getting replacement parts, it still feels like #christmas. #brakes #sram #sramforce #cycling #bike #roadbike #fitness

Even when it isn’t me getting replacement parts, it still feels like #christmas. #brakes #sram #sramforce #cycling #bike #roadbike #fitness

Follow my new blog nycpunker.tumblr.com!

No longer going to be posting on this blog. I want to have a real theme. Follow for tattoos, cycling, punk rock and hip hop.

Nycpunker.tumblr.com
Nycpunker.tumblr.com
Nycpunker.tumblr.com
Nycpunker.tumblr.com

I’m thinking about deleting my tumblr, or maybe just creating a new one and only following like 6 people.

Everyone just reblogs the same bullshit cliche things. Nothing is created, just spread.

The people who create things are either really fucking strange (and not in that beautiful good way), really fucking bad or so bigoted and self-acclaimed that it disgusts me.

Greetings Princess, it is I, Carlos the Dwarf. The dragon has been slayed and you’re free to rule your kingdom.

- James Franco, Freaks and Geeks

harmalade:

want to call someone a mean name but don’t want to use a slur? here are some non-oppressive things to call someone you don’t like

  • underboob sweat
  • scleral tattoo
  • subterranean nostril zit
  • sloshing bag of shitwater
  • off-brand cola aftertaste
  • Dan Savage
  • lichen on the antlers of satan

THIS. IS. FUCKING. BRILLIANT

Shout out to deadjetsetter.tumblr.com! These guys rock hella hard and are super awesome guys. Buy their shit!

Pt. 1, outline: ✔
Shading ensues. #tattoo #fixedgear #progress #finelinetattoo #mehai #impulse #leg

Pt. 1, outline: ✔
Shading ensues. #tattoo #fixedgear #progress #finelinetattoo #mehai #impulse #leg

whorderofthephoenix:

i love you with all my dick

i would say heart but my dick is bigger

Lol

(Source: flirtyteen)

I am
a series of
small victories
and large defeats
and I am as
amazed
as any other
that
I have gotten
from there to
here

- Charles Bukowski (via abermals)

(Source: rabbrakha)